RAREST TRUMP COLLECTIBLE IN THE WORLD: You Won't Find This Unique Piece Of Memorabilia Anywhere Else On The Planet!
PRISTINE CERAMIC FIGURINE: With A Bright, Sleek Design, Cocky Trump Has A Commanding Presence In Every Environment (Home & Office)!
ULTIMATE CONVERSATION STARTER: This Attention-Grabbing Figurine Will Have Your Friends & Family Oozing With ENVY!
EXCLUSIVE PRESALE DISCOUNT: Extremely Limited Time Offer While Supplies Last - Once They Sell Out, They'll Be Gone FOREVER!
HELP KEEP AMERICA GREAT: Showcase Your True Patriotic Support For The United States of America During President Trump's 2020 Re-Election Campaign!
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From The Desk Of: Cocky Trump
The United States Of America
Dear Fellow American Patriot:
If you'd like to get your hands on, quite frankly, one of the rarest President Trump collectibles in the world...
While showcasing your support for the upcoming 2020 Re-Election campaign to KEEP AMERICA GREAT...
Then this is the most important letter you'll read today.
Everyone already knows this, but:
I’m not just #45.
In fact, I’m an amazing businessman – maybe the best ever – so I decided to do something wonderful for my most loyal supporters who contributed to my successful presidential run in 2016:
I've decided to clone myself one last time...
(after selling out during presale back in 2016 during my first campaign run).
That’s right – this isn't a dream.
In all honesty, I'm 10 pounds of love in a 1-pound package.
And, with my classic style and timeless good looks, I'll work wonders to beautify your home, office, and, well... any environment, really.
But, let’s be honest here – it’s SO much more than that...
I'm here to beautify your LIFE.
I'm a lean, mean, ceramic figurine, with my beautifully designed figure standing a majestic 7" tall, with a commanding 6.5" wingspan.
Not only that, but I'm also, quite literally, the single greatest conversation starter & attention-grabber America - actually, the world - has ever seen.
Once your family and friends catch a glimpse of me, they'll be oozing with envy.
Now, back in 2016... my classy clones sold out within 72 hours for $159.95 EACH.
However, after hearing the overwhelming roars of passionate Americans JUST LIKE YOU...
I decided to put myself back on presale for a limited time only (while supplies last).
After thinking about The Art Of The Deal, probably the greatest book ever written, much better than other bad books...
I've decided to create a special, limited one-time offer that you can get immediately access to right now...
You're probably wondering about the price...
HERE'S THE INCREDIBLY GREAT NEWS...
Today only, you're not going to be paying $159.95...
Nope, you won't even pay $149.95...
In fact, you won't even be paying $129.95...
The original plan was to sell myself for $99.95, as recommended by my Chief of Staff.
But, seeing as how I am the Commander In Chief, I played my trump card just right and got my team to agree to something even better...
As part of this limited time presale offer (despite the incredibly high worldwide demand for my fellow Cocky Trump figurines)...
You can reserve your very own incredibly rare President Trump collectible figurine TODAY for JUST $79.95.
That's a massive savings of $80 - a discount of over 50% off!
HERE'S EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW:
SHIPPING TIME: All Cocky Trump presale orders will begin shipping April 15th, 2020 (after all, I am busy running my re-election campaign right now).
SHIPPING METHOD: All Cocky Trump presale orders will be shipped & handled by my trusty employees at the United States Post Office.
RISK FREE: If you don't absolutely LOVE your incredibly rare, brand new Cocky Trump figurine, we'll gladly refund your money (please note: I do command a 20% restocking fee for all returns - putting this much lightning back in the bottle is no small feat).
MASSIVE SAVINGS: When you place your presale order TODAY, you'll be granted access to the limited time only "Patriot Presale Discount" of $80 dollars - over 50% in savings.Get yours today for just $79.95.
Don't miss out. If you do, that would be bad, very bad.
P.S.In case you're one of those Americans who like to just skip to the end of the letter (like me), here's the deal:
This is truly a LIMITED TIME PRESALE OFFER for the upcoming 2020 Re-Election Campaign.
Because I only produce a couple hundred clones of myself at a time, once they're all packed and shipped, I'll have to do another production run and I don't know how long this will take and what the new price will be once the initial presale discount is over.
The time to take advantage of this massive "Presale Patriot Discount" is NOW - so make sure to reserve your very own piece of presidential memorabilia today.
P.P.S There is no "catch", other than two small caveats:
#1: Due to such incredibly high demand for my ultra-rare Cocky Trump figurines, there is a limit to how many you can collect for yourself, your family, and friends.
#2: Due to the presale nature of this offer, all orders will be start shipping out on April 15th, 2020.
P.P.P.S. I'm so confident you're going to love your brand new Cocky Trump collectible that, if you don't, I'll happily refund up to 80% of your order (I require a 20% restocking fee because of the amount of effort required to squeeze this much lighting back into the bottle).
All you need to do now is click on the blue button below, and we'll walk you through a quick, simple, and secure checkout to reserve your very own rare Cocky Trump.